He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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