you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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