I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
try to milk me bitch
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