We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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