If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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