Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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