So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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