I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I can tuck mytits in my pants
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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