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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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