It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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