I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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