is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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