When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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