you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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