operation harelip BJ is a go
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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