did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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