the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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