Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
These tits shall not be calmed
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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