turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club đ
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like âGET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKERâ and I went ham on tinder.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Youâre welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
CTFD. Thereâs plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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