Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The power of my boobs compel you
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Randomize
