I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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