I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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