Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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