You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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