thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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