Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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