Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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