Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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