Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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