I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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