All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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