I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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