College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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