I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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