So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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