If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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