Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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