operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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