I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
it glows. i had to have it.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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