i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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