No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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