ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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