He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Congratulations! We have a period
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