She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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