This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize