So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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