It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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