If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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