Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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