It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
