But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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