Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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