First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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