Dual....:-)
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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